Jan 15
More Than Hot Takes: Exploring Hunky Twitch Streamer and Commentator Hasan Piker's Instagram
Andrea Marks Joseph READ TIME: 6 MIN.
Piker shares regular fitness updates on his Instagram, whether that be "before and after" pics or Stories sharing the distance he ran, the difficulty of his latest workout, or a proud shirtless mirror selfie. According to his caption, this mirror selfie is one of those fitness updates, but let's be real: The Calvin Klein briefs pushed up at his hips to reveal more thigh, the bedroom closet setting... this is a thirst trap. Comments on this post include: "My eyes just shot out like a cartoon wolf," and there's one that simply reads: "turkish DELIGHT." We highly recommend scrolling through the quotes on this post specifically. There's a goldmine of thirsty people.
"Can't believe they flew me out to score 5 points," said Piker when he posted pics from his time at Dream Con, where he joined the Creator League basketball game. Our favorite comment on this post is just two words, but they're two powerful, life-changing words: "Gay porn ❤️".
Another relatable comment: "Had to stop at the 3rd slide for a couple of hours🙂↔" - You'll get it when you see it.
When Hasan Piker posted that he "went to the prettiest basketball court in the world," over a thousand people liked the comment that said "You are the prettiest basketball court in the world" (factually true). This video shows him taking off his shirt and lacing up his Nikes before getting down to dunk on the court, which leads to him removing his white tank top to reveal his tanned, glistening skin.
This photo of Piker carrying his dog lets us know that he spent his "first morning of 32 working out and getting a check up w my doctor." His chest looks strong and radiant in a way that makes us understand the commenters who saw this picture and felt compelled to type, "With a puppy, without a shirt, I'm loving," and "i think about this photo every day" underneath it.
Hasan Piker continued to see "massive gains from the power of emo" while working out on "day three of being emo" and deadlifting 405 lbs. This video is magnificent for so many reasons: The "guyliner," the soundtrack, the tattoos on his neck, the moment he takes his shirt off and begins filming the workout from behind and we can see all his back muscles doing their thing...
We're sharing this post specifically for slide 7. It's a fun photoshoot concept: Piker working on a laptop while jumping on a trampoline, but the way his thighs look when he's in this position mid-air... words fail. It's just incredibly hot.
Piker is sweaty and out of breath in these photos, taken while he was in Japan, where he trained and fought with Sumo wrestlers. He enjoyed the experience enough to joke about staying in the country longer to "pursue Sumo." And we enjoyed this sweaty version of him enough to fully support his Sumo era as long as he's into it.
This is a very impressive workout video, and Piker should be proud of the strength he's built. Unfortunately, we can't concentrate long enough to congratulate him on this, because the comment "That grunt has me in a chokehold" has altered the chemistry of this video so much that all we can think and feel when watching it is a longing to hear that grunt again.
Before we wrap this up, we present to you... bonus thirst traps! Want to see Hasan Piker posing next to two huge dicks? Need a shirtless selfie taken from an angle that has you staring down at his pecs and into his lap? Desperately craving a selfie where his beard and hair surround his face, which conveys a real 'I'm at peace in Coachella the sunshine' vibe? We've got you. Enjoy!
