January 12, 2015
Kirk Cameron Launches Coffee Brand
Bobby McGuire READ TIME: 1 MIN.
Kirk Cameron has the answer to anyone hoping to stay awake during his universally panned holiday film "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" - caffeinate, caffeinate, caffeinate.
Kirk Cameron, the noted former child star turned fundamentalist Christian anti-gay activist and schlock filmmaker, is expanding into consumer package goods with the launch of his "Saving Christmas Blend" of coffee.
"We saved Christmas. Now, taste the glory!" is Cameron's tagline for his new coffee, which touts itself as brewing a "harmonious and memorable cup meant to be brewed in large quantities and shared with friends and family."
"God gave goodwill to mankind. We are giving freshly roasted beans." Cameron's website KirksCoffee.com brags.
Although there is no named beneficiary for the profits for Cameron's coffee, his website promises that "by savoring�Saving Christmas, you're also making a statement to the world: there is no Christmas without Christ."
"Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas" opened in November and was universally panned by critics. With an average 1.5 star rating out of a possible 10, the film holds the distinction of being the lowest rated movie ever on user-driven website IMDb's "Bottom 100" list of all time terrible films.
